Archive / 2019

April 24, 2019

What the F have I been doing?

I mean…its a fair question. I have been dieting again. Keto this time. Same diet new name. In my twenties it was Atkins. A few years ago it was low carb. Now it is Keto. All three involve me melting cheese on a plate and eating it with a fork, drinking heavy cream, and consuming lots of red meat. It could be called the cow diet but then the pigs and chickens would be unfairly left out. Bacon. Eggs. It sounds horrendously unhealthy. And yet…I have lost 45 pounds. I have stuck to the low carb Read more […]

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February 21, 2019

Boob squashing and Anal probes

Lets go ahead and pretend I (you, everyone) will live to 90. That means I hit my official middle age on Sunday. I have big plans to continue my birthday month with some boob squashing, anal probes, slicing and dicing, and speculating the speculum. Happy happy birthday. In light of the newest news about turkey breast causing colon cancer I started thinking, naturally, about colonoscopies. Luckily for me I have not one but two friends who are gastroenterologists. One in particular is the best kind Read more […]

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