My roommates never pay rent.
One of them walks around the house naked most of the day leaving a trail of cracker crumbs behind him.
They both borrow my things without asking. I found my iPad on the floor with a battery charge of 7%.
One of them hasn’t washed his hair in six weeks.
The other one walks in on me in the bathroom, gets into the shower, and leaves MY towel in a heap on his floor.
Neither one of them has ever given me a ride anywhere, or picked up the tab for dinner. Yet they expect me to drive them around and pay for everything.
every single time I make toast they seem to sniff it out and show up in the kitchen STARVING.
They are both students so they are always broke, and I have to have my name on all the utility bills.
Its a good thing they are cute, or they would probably be out on the street by now.
Did I mention they get up really early in the morning?